Alright, picture this: The world's most "sus" leaders band together to make a coin so sketchy, it's actually kind of legit. Forget dogs, frogs, and cute animals – this coin's got the big boys – Trump, Putin, Xi, Kim, and Bibi (aka Netanyahu, but Bibi just hits harder). Basically, it's like the Illuminati, but in meme coin form.
TL;DR: It's your ticket to a global conspiracy that's completely made up, but we'll act like it's the real deal.
Our goal? To make a coin as questionable as a late-night text from your ex. Zero taxes, zero promises, and 100% pure internet gold. This is the kind of coin that would definitely get kicked out of the UN General Assembly… and that's exactly what we're here for.
Let's face it, Dogecoin walked so Usual Suspects Coin could moonwalk suspiciously away from all responsibility.
But don't use your main one, you don't want them tracking you
Whether you trade it, borrow it, or bribe for it, we're not asking questions
Connect to Raydium or similar Dex
And join the gang (but don't tell your parents).
1,000,000,000,000
(because why not)Burned – for maximum mystery
Renounced faster than a TikTok scandal
Is there utility? No. Is it profitable? Who knows. But let's be real, you're here for the vibes, not the accountability.
Aka you and everyone else who's in on this joke
We'll "leak" it to the people in high places (aka our Twitter following).
Because, well, it's suspicious wealth, remember?
